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Bethany told me that she had a dream the other night and in it I kept on stealing the cheese off of her pizza. In reality, I know better than that. Bethany will defend her cheese with tooth and nail.

Going tubing :-)

It's hard to take CNN seriously when one of the big stories on their website is "Squirrel gets head stuck in cup".

Am I the only person who doesn't care that Michael Jackson died and didn't really like his music? At most, he was mildly interesting to me due to the intense controversies he was involved in.

Hey kids, why don't you try a new social networking tool? It's called, "outside".

I love my new car... It's old, but dependable (according to the seller). the check engine light turned on just now, the day after I got it.

There's a first time for everything. Except deja vu.

I went to get my new car this morning, but the guy didn't have the title in hand. I'm going to let him take a few days to get everything in order before I give him any money

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal

I got up this morning and discovered that somebody had written "QWERTY" down the side of my car. I think it's been keyed.

If you want to know more about paranoid people, follow them around.

Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after the age of 20.

Now that I've told my parents, I can make a general announcement... Bethany and I are going to have a baby! Due date is 01/11/10.

America was so embarrassed about being late to the first two world wars, they were convinced to start the ones afterwards.

Just finishing up a meeting

Working on a presentation

Wind turbines. I'm a big fan.

I'm going to be so broke the next week, it's nuts.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, I'm staying the hell away from humanitarians.

Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year.